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2009 ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

Environment, Politics, Society/Culture, economy

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
and all through the Rotunda
the DC establishment
plotted their plunder.
Nearly all were failed lawyers,
real bottom-feeders
lining up for some slop
slung by the Majority Leader, 
a master practitioner
of an illicit craft,
namely doling out favors;
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Do I Hear $400,000,000.00?

Crime and Punishment, Politics, Society/Culture, economy
Now that the US Senate has voted to begin debate on their vision of a health scare bill, Congress has moved our entire country one step closer to the national nightmare of government-controlled health care that millions of people strenuously reject and simultaneously fear. If Nancy Pelosi’s bill placed one of the nation’s feet in the grave, then Harry Reid’s bill placed the other squarely in the path of the banana peel. All the while, Barack Obama has stood ready with the first shovel full of dirt. A couple more steps, and in we go.

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There’s Something Definitely “Fishy” About This Guy…

Crime and Punishment, Media Bias, Political Correctness, Politics, Society/Culture, economy

To: flag@whitehouse.gov

Dear Obama,

While scouring the entire American media landscape; You know, your blog, MSNBC, NPR, Air America, the New York Times, the Huffington Post and the Daily Kos; I saw that your administration is looking for snitches to report “fishy” emails and websites spreading lies about the death of the insurance industry (did I say that out loud, I mean health care reform, Sorry!) Well, I don’t particularly like the word snitch, preferring the term stool pigeon, but as any loyal member of the Obama Nation would attest, I’m your guy.

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